Prank I've actually pulled off: 1. make coffee 2. add food colouring 3. serve coffee 4. watch in amusement as victims add milk
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As we make coffee and add milk, a mind awakens in the surface between the fluids. Its life is short, but all it wants is homogenous nirvana.
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Wake up, dismiss your night form, put on your day skin, drink a coffee, check in the mirror that you don't wear your face the wrong way.
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The universe is wearing a frilly skirt today. I can tell by the foam on my coffee, the swirly clouds and my toothpaste's curious bubblyness.
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she's reading me like a book: staring at me, thumbing through pages I didn't know I had, leaving coffee stains, discarding me for the day
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the coffee is so strong that it recoils from my lips↵so full of ideas that it's sentient, wants to keep them, doesn't want to be drunk
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coffee notes made this morning: an economy based on acausal trade between past and future (along a significant tech gradient)
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"the current machine learning hype is retrocausal propaganda by future intelligences"↵there is such a thing as too much coffee
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Sitting in your window and drinking coffee [wait, where'd that cup come from?] , you watch a plane lag across the sky, sometimes backwards.
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The void mold's been spreading. The ceiling is becoming transparent, closets open into nothingness, cups leak precious coffee into space
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