You have a cat, large, white and fluffy. Her purr is like distant thunder, and her eyes glint like the setting sun on a lake.
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[GLITCH HAZARD]↵contents may:↵scramble memories↵duplicate your cat↵pixelate important body parts↵make you conceive yourself retroactively
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We sacrificed a cat (dying of cancer) to animate a pot and now the pot purrs loudly whenever we cook with it. Enjoys the heat, most likely.
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Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk '/^ig/{print $1}' == 0 really mean that i'm not using the inode cache?
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Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk '/^ig/{print $1}' == 0 really mean that i'm not using the inode cache?
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Does cat /proc/fs/xfs/stat | awk '/^ig/{print $1}' == 0 really mean that i'm not using the inode cache?
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A few of them are just returning from a flight and carrying an emaciated looking cat in their claws.↵Could it be they rescued helium kitten?
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your cat molts, steps out of her skin, emerges just a bit taller↵not long until she spins a fluffy cocoon to end her caterpillar stage
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nested irises open, each reveals a different color, you'd think the pupil would show up eventually but no, it's a yellow cat iris this time
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I'd like to turn in this mirror, it's broken. Shows things that don't exist. Our cat walked into it, now she's a ferret. I hate ferrets.
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