A culture in which executioner came to be the same word as barkeeper. You enter the bar and ask for a little death.

a bar called the overton window, with an open mic hour every evening where you have to insult the guests as hard as possible

bar where they just hand you a set of dice if you're unsure what to drink (can also be bought as souvenir)

After years of futile efforts, the progress bar finally breaks through the side and quickly slithers under your files

Gods don't become smaller the further they're away, which is why one night they're these huge figures in the sky and the next, they drink you under the table at your favorite bar

Hot take: there are (somehow) no /mature/ GUI toolkits, but even under that low bar, there's lots of variability -- and webtech makes TK look like the Sagrada Familia.

"Fun Size" Candy Bar History: Lawsuits Were Involved

This Very Serious grimdark fantasy about the war for monarchical succession between sisters *checks notes* Malty and Melty Melomarc. You sure you weren't just hungry for a candy bar bro?

I moved all windows off my second monitor and…it just looks so peaceful. Nothing on it but a zoomed-in picture of a sand dune with a very dim menu bar on top.

>/soylent-definitely-wins-when-the-choices-are-between-soylent-a-candy-bar-and-nothing-at-all-64a020d253ad